Best TV quotes of 1976

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C.J.: I didn't get where I am today by sleeping with sweaty, Caledonian chefs.

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Major Greg 'Pappy' Boyington: The only way we're gonna win this war is if Tokyo is more fouled up than Washington.

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Claudius: A man should keep faith with his friends, even when they're dead.

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Squiggy: I woulda worn my tuxedo but my polo pony ate it.

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Fozzie: Let's all sing the rhyming song, the rhyming song, the rhyming song. Let's take turns and rhyme together... the rhyming song.
Pig: I left my niece in your car.
Fozzie: The rhyming song, the rhyming song.
Pig: My laundry's ready at half-past nine.
Fozzie: The rhyming song. Oh brother. Link?
Link: The stars are twinkling in the sky.
Fozzie: The rhyming song, the rhyming song.
Link: There's no hot water in my hotel.
Fozzie: The rhyming song.

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