Sheriff Joe Bob Thomas: Poachin' and killin's two different things.
T.J. Bracken: Ain't much difference killin' gators or killin' coonies. Just a little messier, that's all.
Adolf Hitler: Are you mad? Are you insane?
Dan Freeman: You have just played out the American dream... and now, we're gonna turn it into a nightmare.
Hellman: Isn't that just like a woman? She wants to be treated like a man... and then she cries.
Laura Baxter: This one who's blind. She's the one that can see.
Harold DeMilo: Are you blackmailing me Mr Mahoney?
Curtis Mahoney: Goodness no... I'm just an average person with an above average curiosity... and of course I don't make make friends easy.
Peregrine Devlin: You begin to resent an actor if you always have to give him bad notices.
Hope Springs: It's not her fault she has to wear a falsie.
Sid Fiddler: What do you mean, "a" falsie?
Hope Springs: She's got one bigger than the other.
Sid Fiddler: Is that right?
Hope Springs: No, left.
Hatcher: So, you finally made it. Do you know what time it is?
Det. Thorn: You tell me. You're the only one here who has a wristwatch.
Hatcher: I can't. The damn thing won't run.
Frank Harmon: Miss... I don't pick up hitchhikers.
Breezy: That's the best news I've heard all day.
Harve Poole: Incompetence is the worst form of corruption.
Marian: Oh, Robin, you're so brave and impetuous.
James Bond: I'm surprised they didn't spot you, too. There's a most remarkable girl back there with a deck of cards.
Harold Strutter: I saw those cards on the way up. Spades, James, every one. You were nailed the minute you left 74.
Oswald Imposter: Why don't you take a flying screw at the moon and charge it to me?
Dutch Schnell: Skip the facts, just gimme the details.