Best TV quotes of 1970

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Earthanasia AKA The End of the World Show - S7-E6

Bill: Christmases come, Christmases go. They're all the ruddy same - no one ever remembers them.

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Rhoda Morgenstern: It's a magnifying mirror! Mary, why didn't you warn me? I thought it was a relief map of the moon. When they sell those magnifying mirrors they should include a printed suicide note.

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Rod Serling: For those of you who've never met me, you might call me the under-nourished Alfred Hitchcock.

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Danny: ...Keith, that's the meanest, rottenest and dirtiest trick anyone can play on his sister. No wonder you're my idol.

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Felix Unger: Everyone thinks I'm a hypochondriac. It makes me sick.

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Col. Paul Foster: What about our evidence? They've got to take notice of that.
Ed Straker: Evidence. What's it going to look like when Henderson claims that we manufactured it, just to get a space clearance program?
Col. Paul Foster: But we are right.
Ed Straker: Sometimes, Colonel, that's not quite enough.

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