
Sgt. Sam Troy: Let's shake it.

Commander John Koenig: Now we're sitting on the biggest bomb man's ever made.

Judge: Order! Order!
Launchpad McQuack: I'll have a burger and fries!

Aku: Long ago in a distant land, I, Aku, the shape shifting master of darkness, unleashed an unspeakable evil. But a foolish samurai warrior wielding a magic sword stepped forth to oppose me. Before the final blow was struck, I tore open a portal in time, and flung him into the future where my evil is law. Now the fool seeks to return to the past and undo the future that is Aku.

Chapter 7: In the Name of Honor - S1-E7
Cad Bane: I'm here to negotiate on behalf of the Pyke Syndicate.
Boba Fett: I don't negotiate with gutless murderers.
Cad Bane: If that's not the Quacta calling the Stifling slimy.

Terror on Dinosaur Island! - S1-E2
Plastic Man: Are you seeing what I'm seeing? 'Cause I'm seeing gorillas riding pterodactyls with harpoon guns stealing a boat.

Grandpa Max Tennyson: Being a hero isn't about letting others know you did the right thing, it's about you knowing you did the right thing.
Ben Tennyson: What were you just doing, reading greeting cards back at the Mega Mart?
Grandpa Max Tennyson: Well... yes.