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Lenny Feder: Higgy!
Marcus Higgins: Hey, what's up, Lenny? Buddy, I thought you were gonna start working out.
Lenny Feder: What does that mean?
Marcus Higgins: Um... you're fat.
Lenny Feder: No!
Lenny Feder: We needed to be here. Our kids were turning into little brats.
Shooter McGavin: I eat pieces of shit like you for breakfast.
Happy Gilmore: You eat pieces of shit for breakfast?
Shooter McGavin: Stay out of my way, or you'll pay. Listen to what I say.
Happy Gilmore: Yeah, why don't I go eat some hay. I can make things out of clay, or lay by the bay, I just may. Whaddya say?
Chubbs: They said I would be the next Arnold Palmer.
Happy: So what happened?
Chubbs: They wouldn't let me on the pro tour anymore.
Happy: Oh I'm sorry, because you're black?
Chubbs: Hell no. Damn alligator bit my hand off!
Happy: Oh my God!
Virginia: What's this I hear about you breaking a rake and throwing it in the woods?
Happy Gilmore: What? I didn't *break* it, I was just testing its durability, and then I *placed* it in the woods because it's made of wood and I just thought he should be with his family.
Happy Gilmore: Looks like a slight hill. Whaddya think?
Otto: And a slant to the left.
Happy Gilmore: Nah, it looks that way cause you've only got one shoe on.
Jonathan: Are these monsters gonna kill me?
Dracula: Not as long as they think you're a monster.
Jonathan: That's kinda racist.
Dracula: [Sees a Twilight movie playing.] This is how we're represented. Unbelievable.
Michael: Can we go to McFunnigan's?
Danny: How about Chuck E. Cheese because it's right down the street from my house?
Michael: You mention that place again, and I walk.
Danny: You dropped your...
Joanna Damon: Can I sit for ten seconds without getting hit on?
Danny: I was just going to tell you you dropped your purse.
Fat Kid: Mommy! That man put his pee-pee on my face!
Danny: What? He put his face in my pee-pee!
Robbie: I don't even know your last name.
Glenn: It's Gulia.
Robbie: Gulia? Julia's name is going to be Julia Gulia. That's funny.
Glenn: Why is that funny?
Robbie: I don't know.
Robbie: Remember, alcohol equals puke equals smelly mess equals nobody likes you.
Julia: You're an asshole. [Storms off crying.]
Robbie: [Seeing that she left him a gift.] I AM AN ASSHOLE!
Bride's father: Hey, pal. I'm not paying you to hear your thoughts on life. I'm paying you to sing.
Robbie: Well, I have a microphone, and you don't. SO YOU WILL LISTEN TO EVERY DAMN WORD I HAVE TO SAY!