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Happy Gilmore (1996) - 3 quotes
Directed by Dennis Dugan, starring Adam Sandler, Ben Stiller, Carl Weathers, Christopher McDonald, Julie Bowen, Richard Kiel (add more)
Chubbs: They said I would be the next Arnold Palmer.
Happy: So what happened?
Chubbs: They wouldn't let me on the pro tour anymore.
Happy: Oh I'm sorry, because you're black?
Chubbs: Hell no. Damn alligator bit my hand off!
Happy: Oh my God!
Orderly: All right, turn your hearing aids up. I got great news. We're extending arts & crafts by 4 hours today.
Elderly lady: My fingers hurt.
Orderly: What's that?
Elderly lady: My fingers hurt.
Orderly: Oh, well now your back's gonna hurt, cuz you just pulled landscaping duty. Anyone else's fingers hurt? Didn't think so.
Shooter McGavin: I eat pieces of shit like you for breakfast.
Happy Gilmore: You eat pieces of shit for breakfast?
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