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When Ira and George are at Laura's house, just before they start to play "the peanut butter game", as George is talking to Laura his hands go from in his pockets to out of his pockets between shots, several times throughout the scene. See more...
Funny People (2009) - 10 quotes
Directed by Judd Apatow, starring Adam Sandler, Eric Bana, Jonah Hill, Leslie Mann, Seth Rogen (add more)
Ira Wright: Fuck Facebook in the face!
Leo: I just came back from the new Harry Potter movie. Harry's getting old. They should start calling him Harold Potter.
George Simmons: I'm surprised nothing happened with you and that girl.
Ira Wright: She told me she had a boyfriend.
George Simmons: She told me the same thing, when she was sucking my cock.
Laura: I used to do a lot of TV, like 90210. I always played bitchy parts.
Ira Wright: You must have been a good actress, because you don't seem like a bitch to me.
George Simmons: Are you mad that you died at the end of Die Hard?
Mark: Don't put me in this position where I have to fuck my way out of a corner!
Leo: He'll do it too. I've seen him.
George Simmons: Is your act just designed to make sure no girl will ever sleep with you?
Mark: When my grandfather died, there was one candle next to his bed. And the candle started flickering. We all thought it was him going to Heaven, you know?
Leo: You don't pass through fire to get to Heaven. I think he went to Hell.
George Simmons: So, Ira Wright? That's not your real name. You're hiding some Judaism.
Ira Wright: I don't think I can hide that. My face is circumcised.
Dr. Lars: It's too early to know who's winning the fight: the medicine or the disease.
George Simmons: Did anybody ever tell you, you have a very scary accent?
Dr. Lars: You are a very funny man. I enjoy your movies.
George Simmons: And I enjoy all of your movies.
Dr. Lars: Which movies?
George Simmons: The ones where you try to kill Bruce Willis.