The Columbian: I hear you're looking to, uh, liquidate.
Dick: Uh huh.
The Columbian: That's good, 'cause I'm looking to acquire.
Sally: Listen here lady, we're not giving these away. We're looking for top dollar.
The Columbian: Oh, I got top dollar. I got better than top dollar.
Dick: Well then by default, wouldn't that become top dollar?
Phaneron
4th Jul 2020
3rd Rock from the Sun (1996)
4th Jul 2020
3rd Rock from the Sun (1996)
4th Jul 2020
3rd Rock from the Sun (1996)
Jeff: It's an ancient Ukranian quilting thimble. There's some writing on the outside. I didn't have time to get it translated.
Mary: Well, you've been so busy with the book.
Dick: Oh uh, speaking of time, don't you have a meeting?
Jeff: Right. I gotta go. Bye.
Mary: I'm gonna have to find someone who can translate Ukranian.
Dick: Oh, that's not Ukranian, it's Turkish. Look, there's a diacritical mark over the "O." [Reads in Turkish.]
Mary: Well, what does it mean?
Dick: "May these always point me toward the spoils of war." This isn't a thimble, it's Turkish nipple armor.
2nd Jul 2020
Boy Meets World (1993)
And Then There Was Shawn - S5-E17
Topanga: Look, none of us is the killer. There has to be somebody else in here and there has to be another way out. Somebody has to find a way out.
Eric: Fine, I'll do it. I'm the oldest.
Jack: Actually, I'm the oldest.
Eric: Yeah, but I've lived the longest.
2nd Jul 2020
Boy Meets World (1993)
29th Jun 2020
Boy Meets World (1993)
Eric: Which one of you brainwashed nuts validates parking?
29th Jun 2020
3rd Rock from the Sun (1996)
4th Jun 2020
Boy Meets World (1993)
The Pink Flamingo Kid - S3-E17
Mr. Feeny: I'm frustrated to see two young men throw away a friendship.
Shawn: Yeah, well the way I see it Mr. Feeny, you don't need friends. OK, especially friends like him.
Mr. Feeny: Then who do you count on, Mr. Hunter?
Shawn: Family. Your family is always there for you. Come on, Mr. Feeny, a guy like you with no friends, you gotta know I'm right.
4th Jun 2020
Boy Meets World (1993)
28th Apr 2020
Boy Meets World (1993)
17th Apr 2020
The Simpsons (1989)
Smithers: I've got to find a replacement who won't outshine me. Perhaps if I search the employee evaluations for the word "incompetent." 714 names! Ha, better be more specific. "Lazy, clumsy, dimwitted, monstrously ugly." [The computer again displays 714 matches.] Ah, nuts to this. I'll just go get Homer Simpson.
17th Apr 2020
Captain America: Civil War (2016)
17th Apr 2020
Boy Meets World (1993)
Connie: I'm going to get right to the point here. Has being a hero changed Cory?
Eric: Well you know, Connie, I've also got some birthday wishes. Gorgeous Edna Stein is 100 years young today. Happy birthday, Edna.
Alan: Eric, go to your room.
Eric: Uh, Dad, this is live TV.
Alan: I don't care.
17th Apr 2020
Boy Meets World (1993)
17th Apr 2020
Boy Meets World (1993)
17th Apr 2020
3rd Rock from the Sun (1996)
17th Apr 2020
3rd Rock from the Sun (1996)
Dick: [Reading from "A Brief History of Time"] "The force-carrying particles exchange between matter particles are said to be virtual particles, because unlike real particles, they cannot be directly detected by a particle detector." The people on this planet will swallow anything [laughs].
15th Apr 2020
The Simpsons (1989)
15th Apr 2020
The Simpsons (1989)
15th Apr 2020
The Simpsons (1989)
Grade School Confidential - S8-E19
Bart: You are never gonna guess what I saw at Martin's party after you guys left. You know that playhouse? Well, I...
Principal Skinner: Good gravy!
Cafeteria worker: Oh, thank you. It's just brown and water.
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