Roxy: You shouldn't accept expensive gifts from a man.
Isabel: Why?
Roxy: Because it puts you in a position of having to do what he wants.
Isabel: I'd do it anyway.
Twitty: Okay, I'll tell you guys again: I've never met the Stevens family, okay? My name is Lawrence Honeytoast, I'm a marine biologist, and I'm here on top-secret government business.
Howard Phillips: God damn you.
Herbert West: Religion has nothing to do with this.
Rudy: Who's the guy with the Tom Cruise smile and the Rainman brain?
Liam Gallagher: Didn't like music then. Just played football and come in late for me tea. Knocked on people's doors and run off. Ran through people's gardens and pinched things.
Interviewer: What sort of things would you pinch?
Liam Gallagher: Clothes off the washing line. If I thought they looked pretty cool, I thought, "I'll have that." Mountain bikes. Lawnmowers.
Interviewer: You used to pinch lawnmowers?
Liam Gallagher: Yeah. And sell 'em. For weed.
Mrs. Carver: So, what are your plans for after the wedding?
Mordechai Jefferson Carver: Kill you.
Elizabeth: Even the worst people can be nice to their friends, Jane.
Harley: I'm a corpse burrito, dude.
DJ Drake: I'm getting real tired of throwing you out of the car.
Daffy Duck: That's my plan in a nutshell.
Blake: My best friend was just killed, Dad! So how about giving me some fucking space?
Patch: You lied to me?
Thunderbolt: I put on an act. I'm an actor. It's what I do.
Patch: But you said I could be your junior deputy.
Thunderbolt: I made all that up. I-I just needed someone who knew the script.
Patch: But you... You said that you'd help us.
Thunderbolt: Ohhh, don't you get it, kid? All that running around and saving the day stuff, it - it's make-believe! It's not real.
Guy Burgess: Vladivostok, Moscow, the Kusnetsk Basin, Cambridge - the coldest places on Earth. Of the four, Cambridge is the coldest, permanently February the nineteenth.
Sean Vetter: They call us down here. They take away our weapons? They expect us to go into a building full of drunken cartel gunmen unarmed? I mean, that isn't fun.
Ty Frost: You're not gettin' paid to have fun. Good luck, gentlemen.
The Devil: Hmm. You know what they say. In order for one to succeed, another must fail.
Roy: So what did your dad do? Was he an imperial guard?
Chon Wang: No, much more important. He was the Keeper of the Imperial Seal.
Roy: That's what I love about China. Everybody's job description sounds so damn cool.
Katherine Watson: It's brilliant, really. A perfect ruse. A finishing school disguised as a college. Well, they got me.
Bill Dunbar: What do you expect?
Katherine Watson: More! I thought I was headed to a place that would turn out tomorrow's leaders, not their wives.
Alexa: I tried my hardest to keep y'all apart, you just kept gettin' back together... and I'm the queen of connivin'.