Leland: This one is something a friend of mine said to me. "You have to believe that life is more than the sum of its parts, kiddo." I remember it right now to the "kiddo" part. When I think about what she said, the same thing always comes into my head. What if you can't put the pieces together in the first place?
Dustin: Lil Bow Wow, you keep barkin', you and I are gonna take a one way walk into the woods.
Jack: Damn fool, truck stop closed.
Max Parry: Sometimes we have to behave the way other people think we should.
Jerry Falk: She's so sexy. Look at her body language. All verbs.
Jonathon Cold: You like the dollar bill?
Mimms: Dead presidents. Greenbacks. You care to expound.
Ronald Reagan: If you don't mind, this administration has to pee.
Eva Braun: Now why is it, Herr Hitler, that no photographer has ever been able to capture the incredible magnetism of your eyes?
Carol: Have you ever been involved with a little person sexually?
Steven Bedalia: No, just kid's stuff, you know? Y'know, all the kids would come over, we'd sit in a circle, play doctor and that kind of thing. Couldn't have been more than ten or twelve, so that doesn't really count.
Carol: So you had a circle jerk with a bunch of little people? I would have loved to see that.
Steven Bedalia: You would like to see that.
Carol: Yes, I would.
Harvey Pekar: Wow, you're a sick woman.
Joyce Brabner: Not yet, but I expect to be.
Aunt Budge: I would kill for some diarrhea! I haven't had a bowel movement in 17 days.
Rabbit: Who am I forgetting?
Winnie the Pooh: I don't know Rabbit. Let's ask Piglet.
Howard Phillips: God damn you.
Herbert West: Religion has nothing to do with this.
Mrs. Emily Delahunty: In the garden, delphiniums were in flower. Through scented twilight, the girl in the white dress walked with a step as light as a morning cobweb. That evening she hadn't a care in the world.
Tom: The first sex I had on my honeymoon, was with a man named Santino.
Nancy Kendricks: Do you realise how much the duplex is going to be worth once we get both floors?
Alex Rose: I know how much it costs.
Nancy Kendricks: Well it's going to be worth a bazillion times that.
Alex Rose: Really? A bazillion? That's an incredible return.
Baloo: Read you loud and clear kid. You wanted that girl to find you.
Les Gault: What'd you do that for?
Joe Taylor: I had no use for it.
Les Gault: Must be worth something, though.
Joe Taylor: Not to me.