Quotes from Joseph Lawrence movies and TV shows
God: Here's what I'm going to do. I'm going to make the world spin backwards briefly and reverse time so that you can prevent your finger from getting caught.
Joey Russo: I thought only Superman could do that.
God: He stole it from me. That's why I had him killed.
God: Nietzsche once asked, "If a tree falls in the woods and no-one is there to hear it, does it make a sound?" And do you know where he is now? He's in the woods pondering his question.
Joey Russo: So does it?
God: All I know is that if a tree falls in the woods, it's gonna go "boom."
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