Quotes from Louis Jourdan movies and TV shows

Honore Lachaille: Think of lunch beneath the trees.
Gaston Lachaille: Stop the carriage, if you please.
Honore Lachaille: You mean you don't want to come?
Gaston Lachaille: The thought of lunch leaves me numb.
Honore Lachaille: But I implore....
Gaston Lachaille: Oh, no, Uncle! It's a bore.

Gaston Lachaille: I'm sorry I kept you waiting, Uncle. Why didn't you come upstairs?
Honore Lachaille: I was afraid I'd meet my brother and sister-in-law.
Gaston Lachaille: You would have.
Honore Lachaille: I have to tell you... your parents bore me to death.
Gaston Lachaille: Me too.
Honore Lachaille: But I've known them longer, so they've been boring me longer.

Honore Lachaille: But think of a race / with your horse in seventh place / and he suddenly begins and he catches up and wins with a roar.
Gaston Lachaille: It's a bore.

Madame Alvarez: How was Monte Carlo?
Gaston Lachaille: It was a bore.
Madame Alvarez: One has to be as rich as you are, Gaston, to be bored at Monte Carlo.

Honore Lachaille: Don't you marvel at the power / of the mighty Eiffel Tower / knowing there it will remain evermore? / Climbing up to the sky / over ninety stories high.
Gaston Lachaille: How many stories?
Honore Lachaille: Ninety.
Gaston Lachaille: How many yesterday?
Honore Lachaille: Ninety.
Gaston Lachaille: And tomorrow?
Honore Lachaille: Ninety.
Gaston Lachaille: It's a bore.

Gaston Lachaille: It's the same dull world where ever you go, whatever place you are at / The earth is round, but everything on it is flat.
Honore Lachaille: Don't tell me Venice has no lure.
Gaston Lachaille: Just a town without a sewer.
Honore Lachaille: The Leaning Tower I adore.
Gaston Lachaille: Indecision is a bore.
Honore Lachaille: But think of the thrill of a bull fight in Seville / when the bull is uncontrolled / and he challenges the bold matador.
Gaston Lachaille: It's a bore.

Honore Lachaille: Life is thrilling as can be.
Gaston Lachaille: Simply not my cup of tea.
Honore Lachaille: It's a gay romantic fling.
Gaston Lachaille: If you like that sort of thing.
Honore Lachaille: It's intriguing.
Gaston Lachaille: It's fatiguing.
Honore Lachaille: It's a game.

Gaston Lachaille: I must consider my next move very carefully. All of Paris is watching me.
Madame Alvarez: Gaston, what are you talking about? The whole world is watching you.

Gigi: Do you make love all the time?
Gaston Lachaille: I beg your pardon?
Gigi: Do you make love all the time, Gaston?
Gaston Lachaille: Certainly not! The only people who make love all the time are liars.

More Gigi quotes

Kamal Khan: Spend the money quickly, Mister Bond.

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Dr. Anton Arcane: A man who loves, gives hostages to fortune.

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