Quotes from Salma Hayek movies and TV shows

Max Burdett: How was the tennis lesson?
Lola Cirillo: Great. The teacher said I'm a natural. He said I have the best backside he's ever seen.

Sara Sandoval: Quentin, look at me! I was raised to be a spoiled lady, not a renegade. One minute I think I have all the answers, and the next I am crying for a manicure. I am lost out here.

Quentin Cooke: Besides, you're not alone.
Sara Sandoval: Right. A gun-happy farm girl, an ugly dog, a wet-behind-the-ears cop and a spoiled brat. What a team.

Sara Sandoval: I might not know who I am but I know who I'm not, I'm not someone who lets her country down.

Monica: Something happened to the world and nobody understood it. It was confusing and people started jumping to conclusions. There are no more absolutes. Time space good evil the things we know the things we believe in the things we see we thought we understood these things but maybe we don't maybe they're all relative.

El Mariachi: Carolina, did I thank you?
Carolina: No.
El Mariachi: I will.

Serendipity: Read the Bible again sometime. Women are painted as bigger antagonists than the Egyptians and Romans combined. It stinks.

Serendipity: When are you people going to learn? It's not about who's right or wrong. No denomination's nailed it yet, and they never will because they're all too self-righteous to realize that it doesn't matter what you have faith in, just that you have faith. Your hearts are in the right place, but your brains need to wake up.

Serendipity: Leave it to the Catholics to destroy existence.

Serendipity: I have issues with anyone who treats faith as a burden instead of a blessing. You people don't celebrate your faith; you mourn it.

Dead Man: May I suggest an idea?
Everly: No.
Dead Man: Something my grandfather would say.
Everly: I think I had my fill of Buddhist proverbs for the day, Dead Man.
Dead Man: A sanctuary sometimes resides in the eye of the storm.

Everly: Tell Taiko he can lick my balls.

Diego Rivera: Thank you.
Frida Kahlo: For what?
Diego Rivera: For making a fat, old, crazy Communist a happy man.

Frida Kahlo: They say never trust a limping dog or the tears of a woman.

Diego Rivera: Is fidelity that important to you?
Frida Kahlo: Loyalty is important to me. Can you be loyal?

Frida Kahlo: I just want your serious opinion.
Diego Rivera: What do you care about my opinion? If you're a real painter, you'll paint because you can't live without painting. You'll paint till you die.

Guillermo Kahlo: Who's there?
Frida Kahlo: The ghost of Frida Kahlo.
Guillermo Kahlo: I knew her.
Frida Kahlo: How are you?
Guillermo Kahlo: Lonely. Only you ghosts come to visit these days.

Frida Kahlo: What do you think matters most for a good marriage?
Guillermo Kahlo: A short memory.
Frida Kahlo: Why did you get married?
Guillermo Kahlo: I can't remember.

Frida Kahlo: I'm just keeping you honest, panzon.

Frida Kahlo: Don't think I am going to sleep with you just because you took me under your wing.
Diego Rivera: Before you came along, I was painting murals and womanizing in peace.