Quotes from Robert Redford movies and TV shows - page 5 of 5

Nina: I wonder if it's hard being that drunk this early.
Einar Gilkyson: Oh, it's easy if you don't stop drinking all night.

Griff Gilkyson: Are those my dad's things?
Einar Gilkyson: Yeah, they are.
Griff Gilkyson: Where does he live now?
Einar Gilkyson: He's dead. Didn't your mother tell you that?
Griff Gilkyson: Yeah, but she said you were dead too.

Einar Gilkyson: Did I ask you to do that?
Griff Gilkyson: Don't bears like honey? Winnie the Pooh does.

Einar Gilkyson: My son is dead.
Mitch Bradley: Your granddaughter's not, and neither are you.

Mitch Bradley: You wanna know what I dreamed last night?
Einar Gilkyson: What?
Mitch Bradley: I dreamed you weren't such a miserable son of a bitch.
Einar Gilkyson: That's not dreaming, that's wishful thinking.

Einar Gilkyson: There's nothing more pathetic than a guy chasing a woman that doesn't want him.

Gary Watson: You've seen too many westerns old man.
Einar Gilkyson: That doesn't exactly work in your favor.

Tally Atwater: Do you want to be with me?
Warren Justice: So much it hurts.

Bill Bryson: Writers don't retire. We either drink ourselves to death or blow our brains out.
TV Host: What will it be for you?
Bill Bryson: After this interview, probably both.

Stephen Katz: Not bad looking, huh?
Bill Bryson: That depends.
Stephen Katz: You know what I look for in a female these days? A heartbeat and a full set of limbs.
Bill Bryson: Well, most people lower their standards as they age.
Stephen Katz: Yeah?
Bill Bryson: You've actually raised yours.

Catherine Bryson: Have you actually thought this through at all?
Bill Bryson: Of course not.

Bill Bryson: Katz, you still there?
Stephen Katz: Unfortunately.

Stephen Katz: How do you know all this stuff?
Bill Bryson: Well, there are these things called books.
Stephen Katz: Oh, No kidding, they're called books?
Bill Bryson: Yeah, they're like TV for smart people.