Li'l Petey: Love isn't something you feel, it's something you do.
Quotes from Pete Davidson movies and TV shows
Sarah Hatoff: Exploding mechanical squirrels? How evil can one cat be?
Petey: Pretty evil! Ha, ha, ha!
Petey: Get away from him, you fish!
Scott Carlin: Hi, this guy's been either shot or stabbed, I don't know, he's been kinda vague about it.
Admissions Nurse in ER: Sir, have you been shot? Stabbed?
Shot or Stabbed Victim: No, I fell in a thornbush.
Kelsey: What are those numbers on your arm?
Scott Carlin: That's the date my dad died.
Scott Carlin: We're like the only place that New Jersey looks down on.
Scott Carlin: If you have money, why would you ever live in Staten Island?