Nick Brady: Dude, I think our bus crashed and we went to heaven.
Shawn Colfax: No... If we had, we'd have heard "We are crashing, we we are crashing."
Quotes from Nicholas D'Agosto movies and TV shows
Shawn Colfax: You gotta risk it for the biscuit!
Carly: [introducing her boyfriend.] He's Pre-med at Illinois.
Shawn Colfax: Then why do you call yourself doctor?
Dr. Rick: Why put off the inevitable?