Buffy: I can't believe I'm doing this. I can't believe I'm in a graveyard with a strange man hunting for vampires on a school night.
Quotes from Kristy Swanson movies and TV shows
Nicole: Buff, I don't see why we have to invite every single senior.
Buffy: Because it's the senior dance. It's just a shot in the dark.
Buffy: Merrick, you made a Joke. Are you okay? Do You want to lie down? I know it hurts the first time.
Merrick: And you're going to be able to use that to track them.
Buffy: Great. My secret weapon is PMS. That's just terrific. Thanks for telling me.
Merrick: It's not a weapon. It's an alert system.
Buffy: Well, aren't we kung fu? I don't see you out there killing any vampires.
Merrick: I play my part.
Buffy: You can play with your part all you want, but it's my neck on the block.
Buffy: Does the word "duh" mean anything to you?
Pike: Buffy, you're the guy. You are the chosen guy.
Buffy: Right. I'm the chosen one. And I choose to be shopping.
Buffy: Pike isn't a name, it's a fish.
Buffy: Great. My secret weapon is PMS. That's just terrific. Thanks for telling me.
Nicole: You got a C-plus? I can't believe I cheated off you.
Buffy: Excuse me for not knowing about El Salvador, like I'm ever going to Spain anyway.
Buffy: Excuse much! Rude or anything?
Buffy: Does Elvis talk to you? Does he tell you to do things? Do you see spots?
Cathy: Christopher, what is it?
Chris: A copy of Grandfather's will. It's 2 months old. It says if it was ever proven Mom had children from her first marriage, even after he's dead, she'd be disinherited.
Cathy: Mother's known all this time that we could never be found.
Chris: She never meant for us to leave that attic.