Quotes from Kirk Douglas movies and TV shows - page 2 of 3

Carl 'Buster' Marzack: I'm getting too old for this shit.

Uncle Joe: Would you mind going to the market, we're out of Oreos.
Molly: Well, we wouldn't be out of Oreos, would we, if someone hadn't sucked out all of the insides and tossed the rest away, you naughty boy.
Uncle Joe: I'm old and I'm rich. I can eat whatever parts I want. If I want to eat the goddamn box, I'll eat the goddamn box.

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Commander Paul Eddington: Old Rock of Ages, we've got ourselves another war. A gut bustin', mother-lovin' Navy war.

Captain Rockwell Torrey: A fast ship going in harm's way - a lousy situation, Commander Eddington.
Commander Paul Eddington: Lousy.

Captain Rockwell Torrey: If you can hold a razor in that hand, you might shave before you come topside.
Commander Paul Eddington: Aye, aye, Father Torrey.

Mitchell Gromberg: Alex, you're a much better father than I was.
Alex Gromberg: Thank you. But you didn't exactly set the bar all that high.

Craig Belden: You're leavin' on the next train. I own the sheriff! I own this town! I own every man in it! You're leavin' on the next train, Matt.
Marshal Matt Morgan: All right, Craig. The last train leaves at 9:00. I'll be on it... but there'll be two men with me, and one of them'll have a cut on his cheek.

Marshal Matt Morgan: Isn't there anybody in this town that's not afraid of Craig Belden?
Steve, Horseshoe Bartender': Sure! Graveyard's full of them.

Vincent Van Gogh: I tried to show a place where a man can ruin himself, go mad... commit a crime.

Paul Gauguin: With all your talk of emotion, all I see when I look at your work is just that you paint too fast.
Vincent Van Gogh: You look too fast.

Vincent Van Gogh: If I'm to be anything as a painter I've got to break through that iron wall between what I feel and what I express. My best chance of doing it is here, where my roots are... the people I know, the earth I know.

Jessica Harrison: If I'd wanted your help, mate, I would've asked for it.

Jim Craig: I think they're trying to make a butler out of me.
Jessica Harrison: They're trying to make a lady out of me.
Jim Craig: Well, they won't have no luck.
Jessica Harrison: Thank you very much.
Jim Craig: Now hold on, I didn't mean.
Jessica Harrison: I don't suppose they'll have any luck making a gentleman out of you, either.

Whit: My feelings? About ten years ago, I hid them somewhere and haven't been able to find them.

Jeff: Why me?
Whit: Well, I know a lot of smart guys, and a few honest ones. And you're both.

Whit: You just sit and stay inside yourself. You wait for me to talk. I like that.
Jeff: I never found out much listening to myself.

Whit: Joe couldn't find a prayer in the Bible.

Benson: Saturn 3. When they want to give the Solar System.
Adam: - give the Solar System an enema, that's where they stick the tube in. We've heard that one.

Spartacus: And maybe there's no peace in this world, for us or for anyone else, I don't know. But I do know that, as long as we live, we must remain true to ourselves.

Antoninus: Are you afraid to die, Spartacus?
Spartacus: No more than I was to be born.