Quotes from Kevin Bacon movies and TV shows

Jack Swigert: So long, Earth. Catch you on the flip side.

Balto: I'm beginning to see there isn't anything you can't do.
Boris: I'm seeing a few things too, and it's making the ice melt... I HATE BEARS!

Sheriff Kretzer: You don't... Steal... A Fucking... COP CAR.

Sheriff Kretzer: Boys I know you can hear me. You are in a whole lot of trouble.

Martin Thiel: I love the rain... it washes everything away... makes it clean.

Young Winnie: Hey! Hey, Fellatio! Got a match? Well, I do! Your face and my ass! Your breath made of buffalo farts.
David Labraccio: Do I know you?
Young Winnie: You don't know jack-shit! Butt-wipe! Needle-dick! Cock-bite! Jack-off! Limp-wrist! Corn-hole! Banana-breath! Shit-bird! Bird-turd! Turd-face! Kiss-ass! Brown-nose! Macho wimp! Limp dick! Fart-face! Tire merchant! What's the matter? Gonna cry? Come on, Crybaby Davie! Cry! Cry! Cry! Shit-face! Rat-turd! Ass-licking son of a bitch.

Willard: You won't get any dancing here, it's illegal.
Ren: Jump back.

Ren: Up on the roof, oh yeah. 100 proof, oh yeah. I'm feelin' fine, oh yeah. Drink cherry wine, oh yeah.

Ariel: How come you don't like me?
Ren: What makes you think that I don't like you?
Ariel: You never talk to me at school. You never look at me.
Ren: Yeah, well maybe that's because if I did, your boyfriend would remove my lungs with a spoon.

Ren: You like Men at Work?
Willard: Which man?
Ren: Men at Work.
Willard: Well where do they work?
Ren: No, they don't, they're a music group.
Willard: Well what do they call themselves?
Ren: Oh no! What about the Police?
Willard: What about 'em?
Ren: You ever heard them?
Willard: No, but I seen them.
Ren: Where, in concert?
Willard: No, behind you.

Ethel: You gonna wear that tie?
Ren: Yeah.
Ethel: I think you might want to dress down for now.
Ren: Why? I like the tie.
Ethel: September, when you go to college, you can dress like David Bowie. Come on, let's go.

Willard: People think she's a hellraiser.
Ren: Is she?
Willard: I think she's been kissed a lot.

Chuck: Shit, I thought only pansies wore neckties.
Ren: See that? I thought only assholes used the word "pansy."
Ariel: Woo, he gotcha on that one, Chas.
Chuck: Shut UP! Son of a bitch is gonna pay for that.

Ren: What are you doing here?
Ariel: Watching.
Ren: I thought I was alone.
Ariel: Not in this town. There's eyes everywhere.

Mr. Gurntz: He was trying to teach that book down at the school.
Mrs. Allyson: Slaughterhouse-Five, isn't that an awful name?
Ren: Yeah it's a great book... Slaughterhouse-Five, it's a classic.
Mr. Gurntz: Do you read much?
Mrs. Allyson: Maybe in another town, it's a classic.
Ren: In any town.
Mr. Gurntz: Tom Sawyer is a classic.

Henri Young: I got nothin'. I got nobody. I don't need a lawyer, I need a friend.

Henri Young: Action - I won. Reaction - you can't ever take that away from me.

James Stamphill: Did you kill Rufus McCain?
Henri Young: I was the weapon, but I ain't no killer.

James Stamphill: How do you think the Yankees will do against the Redskins this year?
Henri Young: The Yankees are a baseball team. The Redskins are a football team. Personally, I think the Redskins would kick the shit out of them.

James Stamphill: I will ask you what I want to ask you.
Henri Young: And I answer what I want to answer.
James Stamphill: Fine.
Henri Young: Fine.