Quotes from Keenen Ivory Wayans movies and TV shows

Slammer: What makes you think you can be a Black hero?
Jack Spade: I'm an ex-football player.

Shame: Ooh, silk drawers and a red tie. I gotta wear these together! Get off me ladies. I hear those ladies callin' my name, 'Shame, Shame!' Leave me alone, stop tuggin' at my silk drawers, don't love me like you do.
Peaches Jordan: Are you makin' fun of me?
Shame: Hell, yeah.

Shame: Salt-N-Pepa must had a garage sale.