Quotes from Jonathan Ke Quan movies and TV shows

Willie: Give me your hat.
Shorty: Why?
Willie: Because I'm gonna puke in it!

Short Round: I keep telling you, you listen to me more, you live longer!

Indy: Willie, Willie. What is that? Is it short for something?
Willie: Willie's my professional name, Indiana.
Shorty: Hey lady, you call him Doctor Jones!

Willie: Oh my God. Oh my God, is he nuts?
Short Round: He no nuts, he's crazy!

Indiana Jones: [groping desperately down Willie's dress.] Where's the antidote?
Willie: Oh, listen, I just met you! Oh, I'm not that kind of girl...
Short Round: Hey, Dr. Jones, no time for love. We've got company.

Short Round: I'm very little! You cheat very big!

Short Round: Wow! Holy Smoke! Crash landing!
Indiana Jones: Short Round, step on it.
Short Round: Okey dokey, Dr. Jones. Hold on to your potatoes!
Willie: For crying out loud, there's a kid driving the car!