Quotes from Jon Gries movies and TV shows

Broots: Have you ever gone to church?
Miss Parker: With all I've seen and done, a church is the last place I should be.
Broots: Or the first.

Broots: I, uh, know it's none of my business, Syd, but sometimes Memory Lane can be a dead-end street.

Broots: I found something bizarre.
Miss Parker: What, like hair on your head?
Broots: No, that would be fantasy. This is real.

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