Quotes from John Goodman movies and TV shows - page 4 of 4

Big Dan Teague: Thank you for the conversational hiatus. I generally refrain from speech durin' gustation. I find it course and vulgar. Where were we?
Delmar O'Donnell: Makin' money in the service of the Lord.
Big Dan Teague: Heh, you don't say much, friend, but when you do, it's to the point and I salute you for it.

Big Dan Teague: You don't say much my friend, but when you do it's to the point, and I salute you for it.

Gale: I know you're partial to convenient stores, but dammit, H.I., the sun doesn't rise and set on the corner grocery.

Prison Counsellor: Most men your age Hi, are getting married and raising up a family.
H.I.: Well factually, the.
Prison Counsellor: They wouldn't accept prison as a substitute. Would any of you men care to comment.
Gale: Well, sometimes your career's gotta come before family.
Evelle: Work's what's kept us happy.

Ed McDonnough: You mean you busted out of jail.
Evelle: No, ma'am. We released ourselves on our own recognizance.
Gale: What Evelle here is trying to say is that we felt that the institution no longer had anything to offer us.

Gale: Welcome Home Son...? Where's he been?

Gale: Well, H.I., looks like you've been up to the devil's business.

Evelle: I got me some baby grub, baby wipes, diapers, them disposable kind. I also got a package of balloons.
Gale: They blow up into funny shapes and all?
Evelle: No, just circular.

Gale: You understand, H.I.? If this works out, it's just the beginning of a spree to cover the entire southwest proper. And we keep going until we can retire. Or we get caught.
Evelle: Either way, we're fixed for life.

Grimroth: To be a hero, you don't have to do big things... just the right ones.

Dear Mom and Dad - S1-E22

Roseanne: If my parents move to Lanford, I'm gonna be sleeping on a cot for the rest of my life because I'm gonna be in prison for blowing them away.
Dan: Honey, Honey, be realistic. You don't know how to use a gun. I'll do it.

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Glengarry, Glen Rosey - S5-E23

Dan: We're screwed.
Roseanne: No, Dan. We're so beyond screwed, that the light from screwed will take one billion years to reach the Earth.

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Dear Mom and Dad - S1-E22

Jackie: [Angry] I've been a member of this family longer than you have!
Dan: [Laughing derisively] Now that's something to be proud of!

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Det. Frank Keller: Last time, she walked. Maybe this time I can get prints.
Det. Sherman: Yeah right. What are ya gonna do, Frank? Send your dick to the lab? Man, that'll be a hell of a story in court. "Well, Your Honor, first I whipped it out, then she whipped it out, if you know what I mean."

Det. Sherman: Think you could go for a babe with a dick?
Det. Frank Keller: Depends on her personality, really.

Louis Fyne: I'm a dancing fool.

Louis Fyne: Like the song says, it's a scientific lifestyle.
Narrator: Hmm. I don't know that one.

Louis Fyne: This place is filled with women.