Quotes from Joe Rubbo movies and TV shows

David: What are you doing there, Victor?
Victor: Buzz off blimp.
Gary: Come on guys. There's probably nothing there to see anyway.
Victor: Oh yeah? I bet you guys wish you had what I have.

Carmela: Come to me my big burrito.
David: Me?
Carmela: You are the only man I see. Come to Carmela.

David: The guy who's got the biggest tool, he's the one who wins the pool.

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