Darkwing Duck: I am the terror that flaps in the night, I am the low ratings that cancel your program.
Darkwing Duck: Let's get considerate.
Darkwing Duck: I am the terror that flaps in the night, I am the onion that stings in your eye.
Darkwing Duck: I am the terror that flaps in the night, I am the batteries that are not included.
Darkwing Duck: Clever of me to use my spine to break my fall like that.
Darkwing Duck: Sheesh. They ought to lock me up just for wearing this ridiculous outfit.
Darkwing Duck: I am the terror that flaps in the night, I am a special news bulletin that interrupts your favorite show.
Darkwing Duck: I am the terror that flaps in the night! I am the wrong number that wakes you at 3am.
Rabbit: Who am I forgetting?
Winnie the Pooh: I don't know Rabbit. Let's ask Piglet.
Winnie the Pooh: The heffalump ate my honey. Well actually, I did, but it made me do it.
Don Karnage: This will be like taking candy from a little baby child.
Tigger: You can't bounce the bounce if you can't even pronounce the bounce.
Sheriff Hadley: You're gonna have a hard time getting my generation off the stage. Willie Nelson's still doing concerts.
John Marshall: Yeah, I mean, to be fair, Dad, Willie Nelson is a guitar player and he's not doing a lot of heavy police work.
John Marshall: You want people to stop talking shit about the police? Do better police work.
