Gaspar Voorsboch: We will die together, Douche.
Deuce Bigalow: Please, you don't have to do this.
Gaspar Voorsboch: Those Manwhores ruined my life.
Deuce Bigalow: Just give me the detonater.
Gaspar Voorsboch: No, my Penis exploded.
Deuce Bigalow: O.k., that's a tough one, I'll give you that, but... having a Penis, is way over rated, trust me.
Anton Felix Schindler: There can be no peace without the truth.
James Bond: Relax Georgi. Our engineers have spent months perfecting this.
General Georgi Koskov: How many times have you done this before?
James Bond: You're the first.
Leonid Pushkin: Put him on the next plane to Moscow.
General Georgi Koskov: Oh, thank you General, thank you so much.
Leonid Pushkin: ...in the diplomatic bag.
General Georgi Koskov: What's this? From Harrods - a godsend! The food here is horrible.
James Bond: The foie gras is excellent.
General Georgi Koskov: Da-da-da. As Russians say, "Heart and stomachs, good comrades made." Head cheese, caviar, well that's peasant food for us, but, with champagne its okay. Bollinger R.D. - the best.
