Dr. David Kibner: Face it, Bellicec, you got some friends who enjoy playing practical jokes.
Jack Bellicec: I don't have any friends, Dr. Kibner.
Dr. David Kibner: Then, some enemies.
Quotes from Jeff Goldblum movies and TV shows - page 2 of 3
Jack Bellicec: The rest of the world is trying to change people for fit the world. I'm trying to change the world to fit people.
John Hammond: All major theme parks have had delays. When they opened Disneyland in 1956, nothing worked, nothing.
Ian Malcolm: But, John, if the Pirates of the Caribbean breaks down, the pirates don't eat the tourists.
Dr. Ian Malcolm: You think they'll have THAT on the tour?
Dr. Ian Malcolm: I'm always on the lookout for the future ex-Mrs. Malcolm.
Dr. Ian Malcolm: Remind me to thank John for a lovely weekend.
Ian Malcolm: God creates dinosaurs. God destroys dinosaurs. God creates man. Man destroys God. Man creates dinosaurs...
Ellie Sattler: Dinosaurs eat man. Woman inherits the earth... (01:04:05)
Dr. Ian Malcolm: Anybody hear that? It's an... It's an impact tremor, that's what it is... I'm fairly alarmed here.
Dr. Ian Malcolm: You did it. You crazy son of a bitch you did it.
Ellie Sattler: There's only one way to be sure. I'm going to have to look at the dinosaur's droppings.
Dr. Ian Malcolm: Dino... droppings? Droppings? She's uh, tenacious, isn't she?
Dr. Alan Grant: You have no idea.
Dr. Ian Malcolm: That is one big pile of shit.
Dr. Ian Malcolm: God help us; we're in the hands of engineers.
Dr. Alan Grant: You married?
Dr. Ian Malcolm: Occasionally.
Dr. Ian Malcolm: John, the kind of control you're attempting is...it's not possible. You see, if there's one thing the history of evolution has taught is that life will not be contained. Life breaks free, it expands to new territories, crashes through barriers, painfully, maybe even dangerously, but...well, there it is.
John Hammond: There it is.
Wu: You're implying that a group composed entirely of female animals will...breed?
Dr. Ian Malcolm: No. I'm...I'm simply saying that life, uh, finds a way.
Dr. Ian Malcolm: Now, you might eventually have dinosaurs on your dinosaur tour, right? Hello? Hello? Yes?
John Hammond: I really hate that man.
Ian Malcolm: Welcome... to Jurassic World.
Ian Malcolm: These creatures were here before us. And if we're not careful... they're going to be here after. Life cannot be contained. We're gonna have to adjust to new threats that we can't imagine. We've entered a new era. Welcome... to Jurassic World. (01:57:35)
Ian Malcolm: Genetic power has now been unleashed. You can't put it back in the box.
Roland Tembo: The Rex just fed, so he won't be hunting for a while.
Ian Malcolm: Just fed? I assume you're talking about Eddie? You might show a little more respect, the man saved our lives by giving his.
Roland Tembo: Then his problems are over. My point is, predators don't hunt when they're not hungry.
Nick Van Owen: Yeah, only humans do.
Roland Tembo: Oh, you're breaking my heart. Come on! Saddle up, let's get this moveable feast under way!
Ian Malcolm: Mommy's very angry.