Quotes from Jason Segel movies and TV shows - page 2 of 2

Jeff: You know what? I have a asshole for a brother and it breaks my heart.

Gary: So you guys aren't getting back together?
Kermit the Frog: No.
Mary: This is going to be a really short movie.

Dane Faucheux: I thought you were writing about Nicole.
Matt Teague: So did I.

Robby: Who has sex for three hours?
Jay: We did.
Robby: That's the length of the movie "Lincoln." You did the full Lincoln.

Jay: Nobody understands the cloud.