Robert Gant: There are no innocent people in this world Sever, you know that. Only killers and victims.
Sam Bouchard: Kicked the bitch out, I hope.
Jake Scully: Nah, I didn't.
Sam Bouchard: Why not?
Jake Scully: It was her place.
Sam Bouchard: Don't be so melodramatic.
Warren: There's nothing out there but God's little creatures, more scared of you than you are of them.
Val Resnick: The problem with kicking a Chow's ass is an hour later you wanna do it again.
Stegman: You know what, Val, this one's on me. OK?
Val Resnick: Do you see me reaching for my fucking wallet?
Jack MacReady: Move the fuck out of the way, cocksucker!
Mother with child: Howdy, Mayor.
Jack MacReady: I don't care if y'are a lesbo, you don't deserve this shit!
Jack MacReady: This shit is about as far from God as shit can get!
Jack MacReady: We need to find this Grant, and I mean yesterday. Town council's lit a Roman Candle, stuck it up my ass.
Bill Pardy: Jack, your leisure activities ain't my business.
Jack MacReady: If I weren't about to shit in my pants right now, I'd be fuckin' fascinated.
Jack MacReady: Bitch is hardcore!
Jack MacReady: Where is the Mr. Pibb? I told your secretary to pack Mr. Pibb. It's the only Coke I like. Goddamn Brenda exploding like a water balloon and worms driving my friends around like they're goddamn skin-cars. People are spitting acid at me, turning you into cottage cheese, and now there's no fucking goddamn Mr. Pibb!
Bill Pardy: Jesus Christ, Jack. Let me get right on it.
Jack MacReady: He's a goddamn Martian?
Bill Pardy: Martians is from Mars, Jack.
Jack MacReady: Or it's a general term meaning "outer space fucker."
Bill: No, it isn't.
Jack MacReady: Look it up, cocksucker!
