Quotes from Francis Capra movies and TV shows

Glenn: You're not going anywhere.
Elvis: But I'm hungry.
Glenn: Eat your hat.

Jesse: Do you come with a remote?
Elvis: None that I know of.

Elvis: Traitor. Girls are the enemy.
Jesse: No, you are the enemy.

Elvis: Traitor.
Jesse: What?
Elvis: Girls are the enemy.
Jesse: No, you are the enemy.