Quotes from Fran Kranz movies and TV shows

Marty: Ok, I'm drawing a line in the fucking sand. Do NOT read the Latin!

Marty: He's got a husband bulge.

Marty: Puppeteers...
Dana: Puppeteers?
Marty: Pop Tarts? Did you say you have Pop Tarts?

The Director: You can die with them or you can die for them.
Marty: Gosh, they're both so enticing.

Marty: Good work, zombie arm.

Marty: Statistical fact: Cops will never pull over a man with a huge bong in his car. Why? They fear this man. They know he sees further than they, and he will bind them with ancient logics.

Marty: Okay, my turn! Jules!
Jules: Mmm?
Marty: Truth or dare?
Jules: Let's go dare.
Marty: I dare you, to make out with...
Curt: Please say Dana. Please say Dana. Please say Dana.
Marty: That moose, over there.
Dana: Um, Marty? Have you ever seen a moose before?
Marty: Whatever that mysterious beast is?
Curt: It's a wolf.
Holden: That's a wolf.

Marty: Yeah, uh, I had to dismember that guy with a trowel. What have you been up to?

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