Quotes from Farley Granger movies and TV shows

Pat Kingsley: Anything else for you today?
Sheriff George Fraser: Uh yeah just some deodorant.
Pat Kingsley: No sweat... Get it?

Phillip: Rupert only publishes books he likes... usually philosophy.
Janet: Oh. Small print, big words, no sales.
Brandon: Rupert's extremely radical. Do you know that he selects his books on the assumption that people not only can read but actually can think?

Brandon: But why should I want to come back?
Phillip: Yes, why?
Brandon: For the pleasure of our company, or another drink?
Rupert Cadell: That's a very good idea. May I have one for the road?

Bruno Anthony: When's the wedding?
Guy Haines: The what?
Bruno Anthony: The wedding. It's in the papers.
Guy Haines: Well, it shouldn't be. Not unless they legalized bigamy overnight.

Guy Haines: Doesn't that bloodhound ever relax? He sticks so close he's beginning to grow on me - like a fungus.

Guy Haines: I may be old-fashioned, but I thought murder was against the law.

Guy Haines: It's pretty late to start flirting with a discarded husband.