Quotes from Eron Tabor movies and TV shows

Johnny: That's so sweet, it's painful.

Andy: Y'know, sometimes I look at these gorgeous-looking chicks, I mean the ones that look like real knockouts, sexy and all... and I wonder... I wonder if they gotta take a shit, too.
Stanley: Hey, all women shit, women are full of shit.
Matthew: Not my mother.
Andy: My sister is.
Johnny: Aw, man, cut out the shit talk.

Jennifer Hills: You love your kids?
Johnny: Sure I do.
Jennifer Hills: And your wife?
Johnny: She's okay.