Natasha Romanoff: Here's what's going to happen.
Melina Vostokoff: Natasha, don't slouch.
Natasha Romanoff: I'm not slouching.
Melina Vostokoff: You're going to get a back hunch.
Alexei Shostakov: Listen to your mother.
Natasha Romanoff: Oh my God, this.
Alexei Shostakov: Up, up.
Natasha Romanoff: All right, enough! All of you.
Yelena Belova: I didn't say anything, that's not fair.
Quotes from David Harbour movies and TV shows
Alexei Shostakov: We're family. We fight with you.
Jack Salter: I'm sorry. Do you really think you're going to take a kid who plays video games in their bedroom, and you're going to strap them to a two hundred mile an hour rocket? It'll tear them to pieces.
Jack Salter: If you miss a line in the game, you reset. You miss it on the track, you could die.
Nimue the Blood Queen: Be my king. And be revered for who you really are. We belong together, you and I.
Hellboy: We do. But it's not going to work, you know, cause I'm a Capricorn and you're fucking nuts. (01:18:50)
Nimue the Blood Queen: Out of the ashes, a new Eden will emerge.
Hellboy: Okay, I'd appreciate a prophecy with more relatable stakes.
Lady Hatton: On an island off the coast of Scotland, something was summoned from the depths of Hell, something that would end mankind.
Hellboy: And this thing, did it show up?
Lady Hatton: Oh, yes. You did.
Hellboy: We faced every threat there is, and yet you take me in.
Professor Bruttenholm: I love you, son.
Hellboy: You made me a goddamn weapon.
Major Ben Daimio: Where's my fucking violin?
Hellboy: Some dads give their kids Legos. (00:43:45)
Hellboy: I thought you guys disbanded after the war?
Major Ben Daimio: And I thought we were supposed to be fighting monsters, not working with them.
Hellboy: Who you calling monster, pal? You look the mirror recently, Scarface?
Major Ben Daimio: Is that meant to be humor?
Hellboy: Maybe. My therapist does say that I rely on jokes as a way to normalize.
Major Ben Daimio: Normalize, right. Good luck with that. (00:40:40)
Major Ben Daimio: The Bureau can put you back in your cage.
Hellboy: My cage? My cage... I'm gonna ask specifically that you clean my sawdust. Can't wait till you smell demon shit, pal! (00:41:55)
Hellboy: Maybe, just maybe, if humans weren't so keen on killing witches and demons, then witches and demons wouldn't be so keen on killing humans.
Professor Broom: So perhaps you two would like to grab a book, do some research, maybe find out where she is so we can bury her before she buries us!
Hellboy: Great, homework. (00:56:50)
More Hellboy quotes
Chapter Eight: The Battle of Starcourt - S3-E8
Jim Hopper: I'll see you in hell.