Quotes from Craig Ferguson movies and TV shows

Stoick: When we crack this mountain, all hell is going to break loose.
Gobber: In my undies. Good thing I brought extras.

Hiccup: I really did hit one!
Gobber: Sure!
Hiccup: He never listens!
Gobber: Runs in the family!
Hiccup: And when he does its always with this disappointed scowl, like some one skimmed on the meat in his sandwich. 'Excuse me barmaid, I'm afraid you brought me the wrong offspring! I ordered an extra large boy with beefy arms, extra guts and glory on the side. This here, this is a talking fish-bone!'
Gobber: Now, you're thinking about this all wrong! It's not so much what you look like, it's what's inside that he can't stand.
Hiccup: Thank you for summing that up!
Gobber: Look the point is, stop trying so hard to be something you're not!

Gobber: If you ever want to get out there to fight dragons... You need to stop all... This.
Hiccup: But... You just pointed to all of me.
Gobber: Yes... That's it... Stop being all of you!

Owl: Artistic talent runs through my family. In fact, it practically stampedes.