Keith: Make sure I don't come back like you, OK?
AJ: Hey, you think I like this? Or them? They're boring creeps! They don't call them walking dead for nothing! Try talking to one of them sometime.
Keith: I am.
Quotes from Chris Makepeace movies and TV shows
Keith: Testy! You wanna know why I'm testy? I'll tell you why I'm testy. Today I was nearly hung, I got into a fight with a psychotic albino, I met a human pin cushion in the bathroom, I ate a cockroach, my best friend disappears and then I'm nearly assassinated by a runaway elevator! I've HAD A BAD DAY.
Keith: This has been one wacky night.
Keith: All this for a fucking fraternity.