Quotes from Catherine Keener movies and TV shows

[While making out in bed.]
Trish: Do you have protection?
Andy: I don't believe in guns.

The Kid: You used to be a cheerleader, didn't you?
Purlene Dupre: Yeah, in the fourth fuckin' grade.
The Kid: And your hair's not really blonde, is it?
Purlene Dupre: Yes, it is.
Floatie Dupre: No it's not, her hair's red, she's a redhead, she's got a bright red bush.

Thunk: I don't feel like eating anymore. Am I sick?
Ugga: No, son. You're just full.
Thunk: Oh. Full feels strange.

David: Who cares?
Christine: I care. Just because you can remove yourself enough to feel superior to everyone doesn't mean I can.

Barbara: You're all very brave.
Joe: Yeah, well, we don't have much choice.

Nicole Springer: I feel like such an asshole.
Nick: You're just saying that because you have Preparation-H on your face.

Adele Lack: Everyone is disappointing the more you know them.