Quotes from Bridie Carter movies and TV shows

Tess Silverman McLeod: You are a petty, greedy, money hungry... cattle barron.
Nick Ryan: Well then try this, we're over.
Tess Silverman McLeod: We never began.
Nick Ryan: Well fantastic, we agree.
Tess Silverman McLeod: Yeah you bet we do.

Tess Silverman McLeod: Perhaps she thinks alpacas are cool.
Jodi Fountain: Yeah, it seems a pity to shatter her illusions.

Tess Silverman McLeod: You are feeling guilty, aren't you?
Nick Ryan: So take advantage.
Tess Silverman McLeod: Oh, I intend to.

Stevie Hall: Do me a favor.
Tess Silverman McLeod: You do me one. Butt out.

Tess Silverman McLeod: Why are you being such an idiot?
Nick Ryan: Why are you being so gullible?