Fred Waters: Here's six bucks. You can have fun all day on that.
Preston Waters: You don't get out much, do you Dad?
Quotes from Brian Bonsall movies and TV shows
Shay Stanley: You know, a million dollars doesn't buy all that much these days.
Preston Waters: You think he should've asked for more?
Shay Stanley: What exactly does Mr. Macintosh do anyway?
Preston Waters: A little of this and a little of that. You know.
Shay Stanley: No I'm afraid I don't. Is he an entrepreneur?
Preston Waters: No, he's American.
Sandra Waters: What do you want for your birthday?
Preston Waters: Money so I can pay to have Ralph and Damien knocked off.
Mikey: You're my sister. You're supposed to be on my side.
Mikey: You know, dead people aren't the ones to be scared of, living people are.
Mikey: Hello, are you going to be my new mommy and daddy?