Quotes from Blake Anderson movies and TV shows

Joel: That is a man with a gun, he tried to cut off our dicks.
Rich: Oh fuck you you wish I touched your dick.

Darren: Way to go babydunk.
Joel: Huh, what? This is your plan.
Darren: No, I said Home Alone-style zipline. This is Home Alone 3 at best.

Joel: You're going to smoke salvia while we're being hunted by murderers?
Darren: That's right man, you know why? Cause I don't want to know that I'm hunted by murderers.

Alexxx: Do you think Tom Brady is in The Brady Bunch?
Joel: It's the dad, right?
Darren: No.
Alexxx: No he isn't.

Joel: Maybe we should turn ourselves in.
Darren: What's with the pockets?
Joel: I'm showing them I'm unarmed.

Alexxx: That's what we should be doing. We should be, chugging champagne.
Joel: We should be wearing diamonds, collecting albino pythons.
Alexxx: I'm over here, I'm holding onto the poop side of this scrubber.

Joel: Let's go fuck shit up.

Adam Demamp: You guys ready to get weird tonight or what?
Blake Henderson: Fur Sure.