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[Ice has just wedged a gun under Casey's chin.]
Ice: You know what happens if I pull this trigger? Do ya?
Casey Wells: I repaint my ceiling.

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Nick: Two fridges. Welcome to suburbia.

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Dallas: Don't worry. I'm not gonna kill you til you cum. I'll let you betray your wife thoroughly.

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Casey Wells: There's a .45 in the fridge, and you grab a fucking frying pan!

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Casey Wells: You know what they did in Ancient Rome when a visitor violated somebody's hospitality? They cut off his dick and they nailed it to the fucking gate!

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