Incel: Who are they?
Sherlock: That's Homeland Security.
Incel: But...you promised you wouldn't tell them about me if I talked to you!
Sherlock: Yes, but you play den mother to a pack of would-be rapists and mass shooters, so you can see how lying to you would be the highlight of my day. Look on the bright side - you don't seem to enjoy the company of women, and that shouldn't be a problem for the next five to ten years.
Jon Sandys
22nd Oct 2025