Sam Landis: Let me guess. You finally want to start that boy band you've been dreaming about.
Principal Jared T. Kirkpatrick: Landis, do I come down to the strip club where you work and knock the dick out of your mouth? Against the wall. You're late.
Assassination of a High School President (2008)
Directed by: Brett Simon
Starring: Bruce Willis, Michael Rapaport, Mischa Barton, Reece Thompson
High School Student: Wait, aren't you the freshman they tied to the snowman penis?
Bobby Funke: Sophomore.
Francesca Fachini: Nobody's misunderstood. That's just what people say when they don't like who they are.
