Eddie Izzard: Circle (2002)

Eddie: This is football we're talking about here, which you call bananas and you're reluctant to play it. But you play baseball, the World Series. You've won every year, America's won every year in that. Well done America.

Eddie: Other animals could have secret talents, like tigers might be good with banjos.

Eddie: They're not very good at naming Popes as well. They had a run of Piuses, it went like Hollywood, they had Pope Pius the first, the second, Pope Pius the third "The revenge of Pope Pius." Pope Pius the fourth, "This time he's pissed off." Pope Pius the fifth in 3D.