Eddie Izzard: Glorious

Eddie: I like my women like I like my coffee... covered in beeees.

Eddie: Toasters! Toasters are good too. Like them, like toast. Hm. You've got a toaster there... But it's got a turney dial knob thing on the side - and it lies to us. It does not tell the truth! For it has numbers from one to six, and they lie.

Eddie: I like my coffee like I like my women... in a plastic cup.

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