StageFright

Plot hole: There's no way Irving Wallace could've snuck out of the asylum without somebody noticing him.

Rob245

Peter: Lock the door, and hide the key. Go on. Do as your director says.

Peter: There are some people who like to fondle the dancers' asses surreptitiously backstage, and some people who like to see the aforementioned asses displayed in the blaze of the spotlight on the stage.

Peter: In case it slipped your mind, this show opens in just one week from now, and as you can see, those people up there literally stink.

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