Real Time with Bill Maher

Bill Maher: New rule: Canadian bacon isn't bacon. It's ham.

Bill Maher: New rule: the Oscars must become more like the Golden Globes. The Golden Globes is the woman you meet who's hot, tipsy, and fun. And the Oscars is her friend who grabs her and says "Come on, we're going home."

Gore Vidal: We have to move out, not on. We have no business there. We didn't care before what Iraq became and we don't care now.

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