Tall Tale

Factual error: Calamity Jane was not Pecos Bills love interest. According to legend Pecos Bill was married to Slue Foot Sue another tall tale. Whereas Calamity Jane was an actual historic figure.

Pecos Bill: I ought to plug you two right now, but I make it a rule never to kill a man on Sunday.
Zeb: Today's Wednesday.

Calamity Jane: Anybody make a move and I'll fill 'em full of lead, or my name ain't Calamity Jane.

More quotes from Tall Tale

Question: Daniel hates being a farmer and wants his father to sell their farm, but when J.P. Stiles offers Daniel's father money to sell, why didn't he convince his dad to accept?

Answer: Because he knows his dad is not going to sell no matter what he says.