Nutty Professor II: The Klumps
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Grandma Klump: The other day I got out the shower and I bend down to reach for a towel, and I felt a sharp pain in my chest. Shot through my chest and up around my shoulder and down my spine. I thought "Oh, Lord." I thought I was dying. I bent over and looked, and I was standing on my own titty.
Mama Klump: You don't need a breast reduction, just be more careful.
Grandma Klump: Both feet, too. Both feet.

Papa Klump: What I do in my bedroom is MY business, you understand that?
Grandma Klump: The only thing you do in your bedroom is pull the lint off your scrotum.

Sherman Klump: Buddy Love, I am sick, and tired, of your S-H.
Dean Richmond: I.
Sherman Klump: Thank you. T-E.
Buddy Love: Oh, ho-ho-ho. My shite?

Jason: Professor? You okay?
Sherman Klump: Yeah. I just don't wanna hurt her, Jason.
Jason: Then you won't. Hey, you CAN control Buddy.
Sherman Klump: You know it's funny how you get used to certain things in life. You get used to being overweight. I know I did. You even get used to people making fun of you. Somewhere along the line, I got used to being alone. And I just don't want to be alone anymore.

Dean Richmond: Deals come and go. Wellman will always be Wellman. But you know what bothers me? I walking down the street and this 8-year old boy says, Look Mommy, there's the Hamster's bitch.

Buddy Love: Well if it isn't the creator of Jumbo the Horny Hampster.
Dean Richmond: Please.

Jason: You're losing your intelligence, sir.
Sherman Klump: Yeah, I know. I can't even beat Molly and she's the dumbest hampster we got.

Grandma Klump: Does Cletus know I'm strapped?
Papa Klump: Come on, shoot.
Grandma Klump: I'm strapped, ni**a.

Grandma Klump: Now that's what I call the Muy Caliente El Negro Special.

Papa Klump: Would you please put your clothes back on? You look like a roast chicken.

Papa Klump: If I want to put a trumpet in my ass and run around this restaurant and blow, then "Hallelujah!Yankee Doodle!" that's my business.

Continuity mistake: Early in the film, during Janet Jackson's lecture, her necklace changes position depending on the shot. (00:08:20)

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