Jake Adams: Well if I wasn't your first, at least I can be your last.
Ally Darling: Why? Are you going to rape and kill me?
Ally Darling: Where's my coffee pot?
Colin Shea: I broke it. If you were on Twitter you would know that already.
Jake Adams: So, how does dinner in Milan and breakfast in Paris sound?
Ally Darling: Starchy.
Eileen: 69s are for when you're 17 and you're trying to cram everything in at once before your parents get home.
